"I got it to commemorate the death of my dignity"
It's that time again folks! Time to be a fat, ugly, jealous loser-Man, I am so original. So today we have a picture of a stunning tattoo. With what is, I am assuming, the person's name. On her foot. With some 'pretty' leaf whatever-the-fuck-those-things-are designs. Why in the hell would you get your name tattooed on your foot? What meaning does that have in the least bit? Unless you are Drew Barrymore from 50 First Dates, there is no excuse for getting your name tattooed on you.
But I guess we all forget our own names every once in a while. In fact, happened to me just today. Had to put my name on a paper and I was all like "Well damn! I forgot my name! I sure wish it was tattooed to my foot. That would be insanely convenient and not at all dumb."
So we've already got a classy tattoo, right? WELL THE CLASS JUST KEEPS GETTING HEAPED ON. Ashleigh (Have I mentioned how retarded that name is?) also has some sexy chipped nail polish on those totally not creepy gnarled toes. Because no nail polish is just too boring, and too much nail polish is too exciting. So Ashleigh (God, I hate that name) has found a nice middle ground. Also: Toe Ring. Unless you are skipping around with a bunch of hippies high out of your mind, you should not be wearing a toe ring. Please Ashleigh (Seriously, what was your mother on when she named you?), next time you decide to get a tattoo, don't do so under the influence of a ton of alcohol. Because you had to be drinking really heavily to decide that thing was a good idea.
(Who else has noticed that shitty nail polish is a running theme in this blog?)
But I guess we all forget our own names every once in a while. In fact, happened to me just today. Had to put my name on a paper and I was all like "Well damn! I forgot my name! I sure wish it was tattooed to my foot. That would be insanely convenient and not at all dumb."
So we've already got a classy tattoo, right? WELL THE CLASS JUST KEEPS GETTING HEAPED ON. Ashleigh (Have I mentioned how retarded that name is?) also has some sexy chipped nail polish on those totally not creepy gnarled toes. Because no nail polish is just too boring, and too much nail polish is too exciting. So Ashleigh (God, I hate that name) has found a nice middle ground. Also: Toe Ring. Unless you are skipping around with a bunch of hippies high out of your mind, you should not be wearing a toe ring. Please Ashleigh (Seriously, what was your mother on when she named you?), next time you decide to get a tattoo, don't do so under the influence of a ton of alcohol. Because you had to be drinking really heavily to decide that thing was a good idea.
(Who else has noticed that shitty nail polish is a running theme in this blog?)
