"The Legend of Zelda: The Plastic Surgeon's Curse"
I love Legend of Zelda. It has so many awesome games, and I can not wait for Skyward Sword. But, like every good thing, the fan base has to kill it. Kill it dead. And god is this ever the case with Zelda games, particularly Ocarina of Time. People make the shittiest OCs I have ever gazed eyes upon, and the picture above happens to be one such example. Just look at it for a minute. You can tell right off the bat that it's horrible. Just look at those pants. Those pants are hanging up by her freaking vagina. Her god damn vagina. She has lavender eyes. She has a small nose. And those boobs. Those boobs. And this is all from glancing at it. Don't get me started on her background.And I got started on her background. She's the super special awesome leader of the Gerudo. Wait, no. Not the leader. The super special awesome princess of the Gerudo. If she was just a regular Gerudo, I wouldn't be so offended. But no. She's a princess. And she's an awesome fighter as well. Even more so then what you would expect from a Gerudo. Do you want to kill yourself yet? I'll got get the pills.
And what makes it even worse is the fact that this isn't the worst of her, er, 'characters', if you can get away with calling them that. Why don't we say atrocities? Yeah. I like that. She has a helluva a lot more of them, each making me want to stab small pins into my eyes with more and more vigor. We've got a male Gerudo, a Sheikah, a Garo, a Biri transformed into a human, and a shit ton of men that look like women and women that look like they're on steroids/got multiple breast implants. So you should, of course, be expecting these wonderful atrocities to be popping up soon. Very soon.
Hahaha, I find it funny how no female OC can be made without the creator either giving her superior fighting strength to all men or making her completely useless. Can't there ever be a somewhat self-reliant female who can do things like tie her own shoelaces without have a dagger hidden on her body with the skill to hit any target, including small field mice and lightning bugs? I just want to see an OC that can have interesting flaws that actual people have like an annoying facial tic, but not be too flawed that she's a complete bumbling moron like Sakura. I JUST WANT AN OC THAT WILL MAKE ALL OF MY FICTIONAL DREAMS COME TRUE WHILE STILL BEING BELIEVABLE. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
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I have a gerudo oc that is youngest of four, she is not a good fighter and sort of has a bad self image because of her much older sisters, however she discovers that she infact is perfect as she is and becomes a royal dancer (Nothing erotic just for entertainment), However she used to have a hidden dagger that was her mothers which she got before her mother died. Which now just lies on her bookshelf as a memento from her mother. She even have flaws, she gets over confident when she drinks, she is short for a gerudo (She got that from her hylian father) and gets herself into fights due to her over confident. I am still working on her and I didn't want to make her a royal dancer at first but it was my girlfriends idea.
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